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[twostringsonebow]

Goro Akechi

"Goro Akechi, part-time model, full time trivia enthusiast. If you'd like to get in touch in regards to modeling opportunities, please contact my agent at xxx-xxx-xxxx. Thank you."

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[maskreant]

[ was this really a trick... ]

I, Akira Kurusu, a master of the silver tongue, purveyor of the time honored arts, a man who defies expectations, entreat you swipe right. My talents include knowing the right thing to say at the most opportune time, and I am certain to leave your heart aflame.

My passions include graphic designs, and wordsmithery (or puns, whichever you prefer).

I am certain to be a lover like no other.

(Written by Franklin M. Brewer for Akira Kurusu's use.)

[twostringsonebow]

[what the fuck akira]

I swipe left.

[maskreant]

[ He thought you would enjoy the humor?? ]

does that mean we're breaking up?

[twostringsonebow]

[he does but he wanted to see what akira would say]

No, it just means I want you to send it again... but in your own words.

[maskreant]

[ That if he wasn't taken and cared enough, this would be his dating profile bio. ]

i'll treat you right, support you, watch Dusk with you, and make you dinner in a silly apron. please consider me as the right one for you.

[twostringsonebow]

I think you're perfect for me.

[futaba gets to see this shit. eat it up you gremlin.]

Alright then, Mr. Swipe Right, what now?

[maskreant]

[ If he sees Futaba make a gagging expression whenever he's around, he'll be confused. ]

i'm glad we're on the same page on that at least.

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. trick or treat?

[twostringsonebow]

Treat.

[why would he ask for a trick. he's seen what happens. no. enjoy your virtual candy.]

It's too bad we can't trick or treat for real... at our age, we should enjoy Halloween parties with red cups and beer pong. Like in the movies.

1/3

[maskreant]

[ awww...? ]

thanks.



[ HE DID IT ANYWAY ]

[maskreant]

i don't see why we can't? if you're worried about looking childish, we could ask Futaba to come with us. she's still around that age range.

but i won't say no to some Halloween parties. less drinking, more crashing.

[maskreant]

oh, your userpic isn't that softcore glove biting photo anymore.

[ Yes, he pays attention. ]

[twostringsonebow]

[oh my god there is a lot to take in here. hold on. he's changing it again.]

I wanted to have a new picture each month to show off my portfolio. But I'll make an exception for October.

[Because he's weak to Akira, mainly.]

I'd love to have Futaba around, though! She's a very sweet girl. For the most part.
And of course there'll be no drinking. We're underaged... and I become increasingly embarrassing the more I have, I found out.

[maskreant]

i see. that makes a lot of sense. also, i think this one shows your human side.

[ But it's cat ears....... ]

i can ask if she's in or not. also, yeah. you were a hot mess. in the attractive way or not is debatable.

[twostringsonebow]

[but it's... cat ears........ also: shows his human side..? what's that even mean, boyfriend.]

You'd be being gracious if you called that display attractive. But at least I didn't cry during karaoke.

[maskreant]

[ oh my fucking god............ ]

this is war, Goro Akechi.

[twostringsonebow]

[fuck

he's supposed to be helping with moving in right now but instead he's talking to akira this is great. silver is going to kick his ass. he's grinning so much.]

I don't suppose I could bribe you for a hint about your first attack?

[maskreant]

[ Why are you slacking?? Unpack more? ]

no can do. you’ll have to watch your back for the whole month.

[twostringsonebow]

[Robin Hood can take care of it???? Silver really is going to kick him for this though, Goro can see his housemate giving him a vastly unimpressed look. One of his guns will go missing later and it's going to be because "if you don't unpack your stuff then whatever I find in your boxes is mine now."]

How cruel... You'd subject your beloved boyfriend to such paranoia... I thought you loved me.

[maskreant]

[ Don’t lose your prized possession? If Silver knew what you did with that gun... unfortunately, Akira thinks they’re done unpacking, so he continues to distract Goro some more. ]

they do say all is fair in love and war?

[twostringsonebow]

[You're a lovely boyfriend, Akira, never stop.]

(っ˘з(˘⌣˘ ) Don't be too mean, alright? I'll make you regret it.

[maskreant]

(◉‿◉✿) how would you make me regret it? you seem like a cinnamon roll.

[ Such bliss thanks to timestamps and pending regains... He’ll still take lovely boyfriend title. ]

[twostringsonebow]

[Such bliss...]

I know how to embarrass you. (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

[maskreant]

[ ???????? He’s so confused yet at same time frightened and he’s not sure why? There is no consistent formula in flustering him. When it happens, it happens. ]

you do?

[twostringsonebow]

I gained a tip from a rather trustworthy source.

[you've been sold out.]

[maskreant]

[ He’s slamming X so hard— ]

the more you draw it out, the less believable it is.