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Goro Akechi

"Goro Akechi, part-time model, full time trivia enthusiast. If you'd like to get in touch in regards to modeling opportunities, please contact my agent at xxx-xxx-xxxx. Thank you."

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[maskreant]

[ oh my fucking god............ ]

this is war, Goro Akechi.

[twostringsonebow]

[fuck

he's supposed to be helping with moving in right now but instead he's talking to akira this is great. silver is going to kick his ass. he's grinning so much.]

I don't suppose I could bribe you for a hint about your first attack?

[maskreant]

[ Why are you slacking?? Unpack more? ]

no can do. you’ll have to watch your back for the whole month.

[twostringsonebow]

[Robin Hood can take care of it???? Silver really is going to kick him for this though, Goro can see his housemate giving him a vastly unimpressed look. One of his guns will go missing later and it's going to be because "if you don't unpack your stuff then whatever I find in your boxes is mine now."]

How cruel... You'd subject your beloved boyfriend to such paranoia... I thought you loved me.

[maskreant]

[ Don’t lose your prized possession? If Silver knew what you did with that gun... unfortunately, Akira thinks they’re done unpacking, so he continues to distract Goro some more. ]

they do say all is fair in love and war?

[twostringsonebow]

[You're a lovely boyfriend, Akira, never stop.]

(っ˘з(˘⌣˘ ) Don't be too mean, alright? I'll make you regret it.

[maskreant]

(◉‿◉✿) how would you make me regret it? you seem like a cinnamon roll.

[ Such bliss thanks to timestamps and pending regains... He’ll still take lovely boyfriend title. ]

[twostringsonebow]

[Such bliss...]

I know how to embarrass you. (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

[maskreant]

[ ???????? He’s so confused yet at same time frightened and he’s not sure why? There is no consistent formula in flustering him. When it happens, it happens. ]

you do?

[twostringsonebow]

I gained a tip from a rather trustworthy source.

[you've been sold out.]

[maskreant]

[ He’s slamming X so hard— ]

the more you draw it out, the less believable it is.

[twostringsonebow]

If I tell you, you'll be prepared for it. I'm not going to show my hand... but I will tell you my source. Yu was quite willing to give me an idea of how to fluster you.

[him and yu are fucking besties thanks]

[maskreant]

[ He just went to send Yu a sad text where he’ll also defriend him in his heart. He won’t be asking him for any advice now. ]

if i kill him, he won’t be able to tell you more secrets. it’s very tempting.

[twostringsonebow]

Oh, so his words are worth their salt, are they? I'll keep that in mind when I take this public.

[you're gonna get a callout post, buddy.]

[maskreant]

[ WERE YOU ALWAYS THE DEVIL? ]

i have done nothing wrong in my life to deserve this.

[twostringsonebow]

[YES.]

You declared war, Akira. I'm simply responding.

[He loves you, really. Honestly. Absolutely adores his boyfriend, there's not a single other guy that tops his list.]

After all, all's fair in love and war, isn't it?

[maskreant]

[ It’s okay, he can feel the love. ]

as long as you know whatever circle of hell i land in i’ll definitely drag you down with me.

[twostringsonebow]

[maskreant]

[twostringsonebow]

[maskreant]

that puppy is so cute.

i actually want one, but i don't think i can give it the attention it needs. then again, Morrigan would keep it company, right?

[twostringsonebow]

Right. And you do have other people living with you that would help out, you know... along with myself.

Let's adopt one together.

[like a kid.]

[maskreant]

that's true, but i would need to discuss it with them. Ryoji probably wouldn't have a problem with it.

though... if you're offering, let's do it.

[ Doesn't even think of it as a kid?? He just wants a dog for his cat to be friends with. ]

[twostringsonebow]

[!!!!!!!!!!!]

I'm going to kiss you.

[maskreant]

[ ???? ]

what did i do?