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Goro Akechi

"Goro Akechi, part-time model, full time trivia enthusiast. If you'd like to get in touch in regards to modeling opportunities, please contact my agent at xxx-xxx-xxxx. Thank you."

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Comments

[maskreant]

the puppy can stay with you, then.

i hope you do research. they're a handful. kind of like you?

[twostringsonebow]

I thought I was beautisome? And you don't have to worry about that, I have done more than enough research in preparation for Miss Velveteen.

[maskreant]

no one said you can't be both.

is it...

for




was it Potato?

[ he's still not sure about this. ]

[twostringsonebow]

[rude.]

Yes. Potato is a sweetheart too, by the way, I'm certain he'll get along just fine with whoever we adopt.

[maskreant]

maybe we should name our dog Meat so then they can be nikujaga.

[ Why do you like him??? ]

[twostringsonebow]

[because he's Cute.]

I was thinking we could name it Stew, actually, so together they're Potato Stew.

[Why do you like him????]

[maskreant]

[ Because he’s endearing. ]

A+

we’re not naming it any of that, by the way. it should have a noble and respectable name.

[twostringsonebow]

Barktholomew?

[maskreant]

no one should put anyone’s future in our hands like this.

[ There’s some pity for this dog! ]

[twostringsonebow]

I thought that one had promise. What's your suggestion, chouchou?

[maskreant]

it was very clever! it really depends on what it’ll look like... maybe even its color.

i found this video and i can totally see you saying the same thing as this lady.

[twostringsonebow]

All I can think about is how well-behaved that pup is... I sort of want a rambunctious one. They're adorable troublemakers.

[like him,]

HOW DID I EVEN DO THAT

[maskreant]

yaaaaaaaas. i’m ready for two Goro Akechis.

[ two cute puppies that want attention and love. ]

i don't know but consider me impressed

[twostringsonebow]

[oh stop]

Just who are you calling rambunctious, Akira? I'm perfectly behaved. Not a spot on my record.

[They both know different, but this is always fun.]

leave me alone

[maskreant]

we can’t see a spot because your record is completely stained.

[ HE WONT STOP. ]

never

[twostringsonebow]

[... If only he knew how true that was... he will soon...]

Pot calling the kettle black! You're the one who keeps taking me trespassing.

rude....

[maskreant]

[ he’ll never see it coming... ]

the difference is that i don’t have a record in the first place. it’s not like i seduced you to come with me?

[twostringsonebow]

your every word is a siren's song to me

[maskreant]

that’s cute, but i’m not trying to lure you to your death.

[twostringsonebow]

It's more like I called out from work the first time and clear any other plans I have when you want to spend time together... It's hard to resist.

[Hence: His gayass words.]

[maskreant]

[ Goro Akechi... ]

you know what this sounds like?

a personal problem.

[twostringsonebow]

It's certainly no fault of yours, Akira, no matter how charming and irresistible you are.

[Now. Is he saying this because he really means it, or because he wants to give Akira pause.]

[maskreant]

sometimes i wonder how i look through your eyes.

[ SOMETIMES HE WORRIES ABOUT YOUR EYESIGHT? ]

[twostringsonebow]

Do you want to know?

[maskreant]

sure.

[ This sounds like a mistake. ]