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Goro Akechi

"Goro Akechi, part-time model, full time trivia enthusiast. If you'd like to get in touch in regards to modeling opportunities, please contact my agent at xxx-xxx-xxxx. Thank you."

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[twostringsonebow]

[He gave an honorific, that's so polite!!

He's just also greedy.]

... Well, I suppose there are a few things I'd like. Does it specifically have to be in wish format?

[goen]

Just keep it reasonable. I'm not gonna solve world hunger or anything just because you ask nicely.

[twostringsonebow]

My dream of world peace, once again foiled.

... I'm moving out of my house to live with some others (hopefully by the end of the month), and I'm worried about my mother. If you truly are a benevolent god, Yato-san, may I ask that you keep an eye on her? She works very hard and I won't be around to cook anymore.

[goen]

[ oh

oh no

What a pure wish, Yato is IMMEDIATELY TOUCHED... He thought Goro was a punk, but now he is at least a considerate punk son. And it's a wish made all the more perfect by the fact that cooking happens to lie among Yato's many talents.

What should he say now... Maybe he should tack on a catchphrase? ]

Goro Akechi, your prayer has been heard!

All I'll need is your mother's current address.

[twostringsonebow]

[That's him! The considerate punk. Nailed it.

He'll give it, jotting down a note for himself to mention that Yato's something like a friend of a friend who'd offered to ensure her continued well-being and knowing that his mom won't be happy about it anyway.]

If she asks, you're a friend of a friend. I'll let you know when I've moved out so you can take my place, Yato-san.

As for your fee... that's an unusual sort of thing for a god to ask for, but times are hard even for those like yourself, aren't they? You're certain you wouldn't prefer money?

[goen]

[ Should Yato be concerned that a son would so freely give out his mother's address... Well, whatever, easier for him. No matter how many times Mrs. Akechi sees Yato, she won't be able to remember any details about him -- not even his name. It's fine, it's fine... He'll leave her meals out for her and it'll be good enough. ]

I'm not a charity case! I'm a working member of society too!!
Are you saying you'd rather pay money than believe in me?? (._.)

[twostringsonebow]

[He can... probably call the police on Yato if he feels something's up... Not really, but he doesn't know that.]

I didn't mean to imply such! Just that it's more customary to give offerings of money.
... but no, if all you ask is for someone to believe in you, then I'll do that. You have my utmost gratitude, Yato-san.

[goen]

[ Goro knows how to sweet talk him... Yato's indignation flies away in an instant. ]

You're welcome! ☆*:.｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆
And if you want to continue to show your gratitude in future, offerings can be left at my shrine inside the Inkwell.

[ And to his credit, Yato will do a good job of looking in on Goro's mother and doing little chores around her place to lighten her load. Little by little, to the point where she might start to doubt her sanity when she slowly notices the house cleaning itself BUT THAT'S NOT YATO'S PROBLEM. Also he will leave her hearty, lovingly home-cooked food every once in a while and stick Goro's name on it so she doesn't question too much. ]