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[twostringsonebow]

Goro Akechi

"Goro Akechi, part-time model, full time trivia enthusiast. If you'd like to get in touch in regards to modeling opportunities, please contact my agent at xxx-xxx-xxxx. Thank you."

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Comments

[feistytrader]

You offered him nudes.

[twostringsonebow]

I did not offer him nudes!



Intentionally. I did not intentionally offer him nudes.

[feistytrader]

You're an idiot.
But yes, you're obvious. I don't think he realizes it, but you're obvious.

[twostringsonebow]

How does he not
Is he
Are you sure that I'm

[He's so clearly baffled.]

I'll... take your word on it, since you seem close. [...] Why is that?

[feistytrader]

We've been friends for years.

[...He's not sure what else to say.]

[twostringsonebow]

And you never thought to introduce me.

[If the tone comes off offended well guess what.]

[feistytrader]

Goro, we're not even at the stage of our friendship where we can use the friend word.
I try not to talk about anything or anyone in my life, ever, even when it's good.
Except stupid memories and alligators, I guess.
Why would I tell you about Akira?

[twostringsonebow]

So he's that important to you. I see. Well, I suppose that's how it goes in most media, doesn't it.

[feistytrader]

[...In most media...?]

What are you talking about?

[twostringsonebow]

Nothing, nothing. Just know that I'm depending on you for minor espionage and acting as a channel to vent my feelings towards.

[Silver's going to be the one who gets his mid-date texts, I'm so sorry.]

[feistytrader]

At this rate, you might as well take me with you.

[twostringsonebow]

If you could find it in your heart to find a date for yourself, I will appreciate the company.

[feistytrader]

Who the hell am I going to take out on a date?

[twostringsonebow]

You're a charming young man, aren't you? A bad boy with a good heart?
Surely you'll find someone to take, romantic or not. It'd just be nice not to be completely alone, just in case I begin to stick my foot in my mouth.


Though I suppose you can simply hang out with us and do the same thing, seeing as we are all acquainted with one another.

[feistytrader]

I'd rather just bum on your date for free food.

[twostringsonebow]

What makes you think you won't be paying for your own food?

[feistytrader]

What makes you think that I'm going to order food?

[He can just steal Goro's fries, it's fine.]

[twostringsonebow]

[... He's gonna steal Goro's fries.]

You're uninvited. I'm certain I can make it on my own.

[feistytrader]

I wish you luck in actually asking him out, then.

[twostringsonebow]

Thank you. I won't need it. I'll be certain to tell you how it goes.
Unless it doesn't go well, in which case you will never know.

[feistytrader]

Don't worry, I'll be sure to ask.