Hey Goro, are you getting this? Hold down the fort, I'm in the jungle right now. Promise I'll get rent in time. Don't die.
[And a couple of days later-]
I know you definitely didn't ask, but lizard meat is delicious. And burns hurt a lot more than you'd think, so avoid those.
[Sometime around 8/14]
We found a temple. You can add grave robbing to the list of things that make me a delinquent. Turns out that I'm smarter than Midas. I'll try not to turn you into gold. My battery's starting to die, so I'll see you soon. I hope you guys are holding up alright back at home. Maybe you'll be an expert monster hunter by the time I get back. Maybe things have been normal for weeks now. Maybe you're all fifty years old at this point due to time space displacement or something. Go check on Akira for me. And uh, hang in there.
EVENT TEXTS
Hey Goro, are you getting this?
Hold down the fort, I'm in the jungle right now.
Promise I'll get rent in time.
Don't die.
[And a couple of days later-]
I know you definitely didn't ask, but lizard meat is delicious.
And burns hurt a lot more than you'd think, so avoid those.
[Sometime around 8/14]
We found a temple. You can add grave robbing to the list of things that make me a delinquent.
Turns out that I'm smarter than Midas. I'll try not to turn you into gold.
My battery's starting to die, so I'll see you soon.
I hope you guys are holding up alright back at home. Maybe you'll be an expert monster hunter by the time I get back.
Maybe things have been normal for weeks now.
Maybe you're all fifty years old at this point due to time space displacement or something.
Go check on Akira for me.
And uh, hang in there.